More jokes by Guinness

So funny, this kid.

So he loves playing with marbles and large beads. He likes to drop or throw them across the floor and the chase them, or just watch them bounce and roll away. So one got away under the couch and he asked me to get it for him. 'Marble! There!!!' So I hunker down to see where it was and it I would be able to grab it and as soon as I get down on my hands and knees he jumps on my back. "Horsie ride??"

He is so into the banana pants joke. 'Nana pants!' and then he grins and waits for us all to laugh. We always oblige!

He will put anything on his head and call it his hat. Noodles, cups, a piece of string. He holds it up there and says, "Hat?"

He cooks pancakes when he plays kitchen.

He tries to feed me his snacks. "Big bite, Mommy!" he says.

So funny, this kid.